The Wobble is a song written by V.I.C. that plays everywhere from clubs to bars to weddings to school dances. It’s a line dance. A dance craze abomination brought here by the Line Dance Devil himself.

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama -- "The Bikers' Shuffle" is pumping inside of Wellington's Bistro in downtown Birmingham and Jeff Simmons is working up a sweat as he moves to the song's instructions. "Walk it to ...