Screw the iPhone 4S. Screw Ice Cream Sandwiches. Screw everything. Would you stop whatever stupid thing you are doing now and buy the bloody Keyboard Cat?

A reader's online experience is interrupted whenever her cat strolls across the computer keyboard.

Keyboard Cat shares the spotlight with two Instagram faves: Hamilton Pug and Toast, a spaniel with a dangling boa-sized tongue in a new PSA to boost pet adoptions.

It's important to note that Bento is the second Keyboard Cat and not the star of the original 2007 YouTube video, which went viral in 2009 and launched a synth-keyboard-playing feline into ...