If you’ve ever considered taking excessive amounts of steroids and hormones, smashing your facial bones, and becoming infertile in the name of beauty, chances are you’re inspired by Clavicular, a ...

Due to the previous dean’s sudden disappearance, Tillie was appointed Dean of Students. Tillie had an extensive history of being cute, being cute, being cute, and being cute, which made her the ...

Snevets mascot, Atilla the Duck, appears to be named in the recently released Epstein files, according to documents reviewed by The St*te last Tuesday. The reference, buried deep within the released ...

The warning signs have been showing up for a while, but it has now been made official. Snevets has officially put a ban on fun. In response to student grades and productivity being lower than desired, ...

I understand it gets confusing sometimes. That doesn’t seem to stop us from copying and pasting every assignment into AI just to get some mediocre answer sure to get us a C+ max. Not ...

In a surprising turn of events, Snevets Institute of Technology has elected against building the new Davis Tower through conventional construction methods and has instead decided to use a brand new ...

Snevets, ranked as the number one university worldwide in innovation by The St*pe, is once again at the frontier of advancement. The school filled large departmental vacancies last year with therapy ...

Music is one of the worst forms of media; it doesn’t really make any sense. It is just a big performative mess of human emotion… ew. I have really been trying to get into music, but it's really boring ...

In 1987, Snevets’ founder famously gave a speech about the benefits of not touching grass, claiming that grass was a disgrace to everything they stood for. Since then, Snevets’ students have dedicated ...

In a world that seems to care more every day, the real secret to success may be believing in your future. This week, a big question on my mind has centered around the art of caring. There has been ...

Scientists from the University of Edinburgh have been able to tackle plastic pollution by converting plastic into Vanillin, the primary component responsible for vanilla's flavor. Plastic bottles are ...

Five gold medals in ski and snowboarding, two in luge, one for bobsledding, two for figure skating, and two for ice hockey. All for Team USA in the Milano Cortina 2026 Olympics. This set a record for ...